Can someone please provide me with a gifset of all the times two people (usually Castle and Beckett) are talking about the case and Det. Ryan just interrupts with a new piece of evidence and it’s SUPER OBVIOUS he’s been helicoptering them and eavesdropping, looking for the PERFECT SEGUE.
Thank you, Castle fandom.
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
You can do this girl.
Be as resilient as your vagina.
Shine bright like a ‘gina
THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST
This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.
Wait, how do we know that about penises?
What have people been doing with their…
…you know what? I don’t want to know.